April 03, 2009

Death Threats


We have a neighbor that has a dog named Ollie. This dog is let out every morning at 6:00 am. And every morning at 6:00am this dog proceeds to stand on his playhouse, stare at our house and bark. And then bark, bark bark. Our bedroom window is a few yards away from him. Uhhh!
For the last 2 years this has been the morning routine. Not everyday do we want a canine alarm clock...actually we never wake up at 6:00am . In fact we are night people. Anyway, as we lie in bed and are abruptly awaken each morning, Matt and I will come up with ways to quiet the dog...they keep getting worse. After Matt comes up with these elaborate plans during his confused angered slumber, I always follow with...no, you wouldn't really do that...right?
Disclaimer: We would never hurt an animal....just think really mean thoughts about his annoying barking.

1 comment:

Cozy Blue Photography said...

LOL!! There was like 3 months recently that a STUPID crow would come and "caw" right outside our bedroom window at 6 am...boy did I hate that crow. LOL Jeremy and I are both annoyed when people let their dogs just bark and bark and bark....and BARK!! We are not above opening our door and yelling "shut up!!" lol Yeah, I just admitted that we are the mean neighbors. LOL!!